Cindy McCain is an American EveryLady, Famous for her natural beauty and understated style.
Listening to Governor Palin’s gurgles, I feel like someone is working a very fine, steel wire into my spine. I’d need some of Lady McCain’s vicodin to get through ten more minutes of hiccuppy retorts from that … animated chignon.
Have you seen THE VIEW?
Those women (though not brain dead former reality show zero, E. Hasselbeck, the right-wing demon on the show’s shoulder) asked him some of the most difficult questions I’ve heard at any point in this odious spectacle.
The clips are below. There are four, I think; stick around for the appearance by a narco-zombified Lady McCain, in all her Sportswear-by-St-John, Valium-bot, barbiturate-barbie, “high” camp :
She REFUSES to give Barbara an exact house count!
And the Xanax-zaniness doesn’t stop there…
Some Gems:
- According to a frail and chalky Senator McCrazy, Sarah Palin is the most popular governor in America. It seems giving out 2,000 dollar checks to all of your constituents helps you in elections. Pitbull Palin also wrested 27,000,000 in federal earmarks for the worthy 10, 000 citizens of Wasilla (that’s 2,700 in federal spending—money from the “lower forty-eight”—per head).
- The Democrats have been in charge of both houses of congress for two years and they’re the ones who really screwed up.
- Sarah Palin is going to reform all of Washington…
- Would Sarah Palin enslave Whoopi Goldberg?
The View averages 3.4 million viewers daily.
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