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Overweight Dyslexic Attention-Whore Fascist Embarasses Herself
So it seems this chubby mythomaniac (Ashley Todd) invented a black slasher and live-blogged a faked attack from the “wrong side” of Pittsburgh. A glance at her blog and you can tell that this hefty Texan is fond of both … Continue reading
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“High” Camp
Listening to Governor Palin’s gurgles, I feel like someone is working a very fine, steel wire into my spine. I’d need some of Lady McCain’s vicodin to get through ten more minutes of hiccuppy retorts from that … animated chignon. … Continue reading
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Today’s Republican
The Republicans, like all extremists, must limit themselves to emotion. And as so many Americans are, simply put, limited, these limits are actually quite generous. All of those old, odious hippopotamus women at the RNC convention, Maybelline-spackled and waving their … Continue reading
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John McCain Doesn’t Remember Any of These People.
Maybe he should ask the FBI for a clue? “People familiar with the process said Ms. Palin had responded to a standard form with more than 70 questions. Although The Washington Post quoted advisers to Mr. McCain on Sunday as … Continue reading
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Sex Addict’s Double Life!
“They didn’t seriously consider her until four or five days from the time she was picked, before she was asked, maybe the Thursday or Friday before,” said a Republican close to the campaign. “This was really kind of rushed at … Continue reading
Carrie Thinks Jessica Looks Fat, I Think Sarah Looks Desperate
“They didn’t speak to anyone in the Legislature, they didn’t speak to anyone in the business community,” said Lyda Green, the State Senate president, who lives in Wasilla, where Ms. Palin served as mayor. Representative Gail Phillips, a Republican and … Continue reading
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